Really, everyone... Stop fighting for the name of pie! It's not worth fighting because of shippings. I feel flattered that so many ponies love me. I would make tons of clones of myself, so I could satisfy everyone, but this is really hard. This whole fight makes me really mad, and I eat a lot of pies when I am mad. I hope you're happy... I am very fat now. I will excuse you with one condition: give me pies.
Gotta go! Those pies will not be eaten by themselves.